My girlfriend doesn't like it when I talk. Well, let me rephrase that, she doesn't like it when I talk while she's doing things like watching documentaries or the Rachel Maddow show on MSNBC. Right now she's doing the former of the two, watching a documentary of a fallen pastor that fell from grace after letting another dude fill his butt up and maybe do some meth too. My mistake was reading craigslist missed connections aloud and laughing while she watched tv, she then told me I'm always rude and I never shut up and instead of vocalizing every thought that enters my head that I should write a blog about it. I then remembered that I do have a blog, and fuck you, I will blog about it. Great, now she's watching me type this shit. Cats out of the bag now. Oh sure, now everything is funny. Ha ha.